Jokes & Rhymes

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I copied your exames

And I failed too!

 

Q:What did the Invisible Man say to the Invisible Woman?

A:It's nice not to see you again!

 

Q:What did the light bulb say to the switch?

A:You turn me on!

 

Q:What did the pin say to the magnet?

A:I feel atracted to you!

 

Q:What did the magnet say to the pin?

A:I find you very atractive!

 

 

Q:What did a squerel say to another?

A:I'm nuts about you!

 

Q:What did the candle say to the match?

A:You light up my life!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The End



Webmasters: Iulia & Adela

[BACK]